Alright, first of all I admit to having watched this movie. I also regret watching this movie.
Let's be honest for a minute and just consider the title. Ok, done? Yeah. That should have been enough to keep
me from watching it, and I hope it is enough for you to spare yourself the same misery I just endured. I won't even
go into specifics. It was that bad. Horrible. I would like to say something witty and funny to ease this, but I can't do it.
This movie sucked it from me. The effects: terrible. The comedy: AWFUL. The acting: never began.
Plain and simple? This movie sucked. Big time. Not the worst movie ever, but I might
have enjoyed watching Anaconda more, simply because of the J.Lo. factor.
Uma Thurman just isn't hot. And the poor girl who is in it with her? It's the girl from the
"Not Another Teen Movie" series, and therefore I cannot take her seriously, or find it in me to
put a name to her face.
THIS MOVIE WAS SUPER BAD.